ayyy i’ll have my lawyers draw up the paper work.
If anyone needs a boyfriend who is handy and is seven foot tall, you may have my big brother.
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
"I wish there was a book of just photos of people’s faces taken right before they sneeze."
you better pop lock and drop that attitude
With me. You have to be nice and get along with my mom. He works as a cook in one of our most popilar restaurants and has his own place. If you’d like more information on him, come forth, my child.
snpchatting i like to feed him every few hours a lil bit at a time. he takes plenty water.